i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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