went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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