i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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