Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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