Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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