Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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