He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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