Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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