you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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