I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Kiss
Puke
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I had to cum in my sink.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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