I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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