So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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