And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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