The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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