i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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