If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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