maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
that may or may not have been my penis.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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