I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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