ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
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