flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
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Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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