Your face is a jimmy john
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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