i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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