So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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