Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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