Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Hippo gnu deer
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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