And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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