Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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