i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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