I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
