Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
its not stalking. its research.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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