Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My pussy is not your playground.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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