I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
There's even glitter on my cock...
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