quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
two words...techno handjob
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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