Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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