she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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