Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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