I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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