and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Is it because I queefed?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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