is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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