I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
he fucked my hip out of place.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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