I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
