Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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