honey bunches of taint.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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