why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I want her autograph on my taint
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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