How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
kristin has been a bad kristin
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Randomize
