Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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