I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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