My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
We got so high we made milksteak
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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