So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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