Porn is love you can see.
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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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