I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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