just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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