i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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