I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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