I should be sponsored by Trojan
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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