"it" just moved
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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