: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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