if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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