Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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