Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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