So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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