yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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